Catholic School Problems

thestarsareshiningallforus asked: YESSS. I have been looking for a blog about this forever. Some of this stuff is just so impossibly true. I love you blog so much <3

thanks!!! :]

clairecaipirosco asked: When the nuns say "Make room for Jesus" at a dance then spray you and your date with Holy water...

howboutadance asked: Okay, this is pretty much my life and I'm glad I stumbled across it!

hahah i’m glad you did, too! 

ummm, i’ll probably put stuff up over christmas break when i have nothing else to do.

but in the mean time, how about i complain about school?

YAAAAAYYYYYY.

so, not to spark any internet-debates here (cause those are ridiculous), but this is what i’ve been listening to for the past 3 days in theology class-

things my pro-life theology teacher has taught me:

• if a girl cheats on her boyfriend and gets pregnant, she’ll probably claim that she was raped.
• if you do a test to find out whether your fetus is going to be a baby boy or girl, you’ll probably abort it if you don’t like the result.
• your baby could grow up to cure cancer, so it deserves life. your baby could also grow up to be the next hitler, STILL DESERVES LIFE.

k. thanks for reading!

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hey,

thanks for the submissions, guys!

i’ll try and get them done… you know… eventually.

keep ‘em coming!

hey!

so, i got some awesome submissions.

and i’m going to start working on them soon.

but, ya know, it’s spirit week guys!

theresalopez asked: I just want to say that I loveeeee this idea!!! You should make a Twitter account for it!

Thank you!!!

And i’ll definitely think about going to twitter!

I’ve just gotta come up with more stuff first! :D